Facts.

[Dyl]

Some interesting facts from the internet.  Because everything on the internet is true.

Barack Obama poured you a cup of coffee
Barack Obama favorited your photo
Barack Obama left a comment on your blog
Barack Obama helped you move a sofa
Barack Obama emailed your dad and told him how great you are

Randall Munroe is the algorithm.
Randall Munroe doesn't back up his hard drive. He just memorizes it.
When nesting, Velociraptors consider the possibility of a Randall attack.
Randall Munroe can play the entirety of Freebird on any instrument, ever. Including the didgeridoo.
Randall Munroe doesn't debug bad code. The code sees his account logged in and fixes itself out of fear.

Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.

What?  Who would watch some show about some guy from Texas walking?

[Raz-o'-Lantern]

Who's Randall Munroe...?

[Hell Met]

Who's Randall Munroe...?

Just the most awesome guy, ever. No big deal, really.

[Raz-o'-Lantern]

Who's Randall Munroe...?

Just the most awesome guy, ever. No big deal, really.

OH. Yes he's amazing. Thank you wiki.